Baby Cumberbatch X

superwholockian-writer:

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

cumberbuddy:

I officially can’t deal with his “I know i won’t win but i’ll push a smile anyway” face… 

no he looked so sad when he lost

Please call me when you get this - GL

theatomicboom:

ladygagastoilet:

drunkencolfer:

GLEE - Full Performance of “Celebrity Skin”

vomiting everywhere

god why

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

heather morris can’t even fucking sing

i’m going to jump off a bridge

i think i just felt my blood pressure spike upwards

Really, will Benedict ever win an award for Sherlock?

cumberbitchsandwich:

that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:

Really, Cosmo?

Really?

If they say anything along the lines of “touch him THERE”, I’m canceling my subscription

I saw that at work.

One of the tips was tying each other up in toilet paper handcuffs, to be able to break free whenever you want to.

BDSM: You’re doing it wrong.

abbehtron:

A week after the fall

cumberbitchsandwich:

valeria2067:

“Shall I play you another, John? Something more lively?”

“No.”

“No? And why not?”

“Because you’re not real, are you?”

“Ah. No, I’m not.”

“And I’m only dreaming.”

“Yes, John.”

“Then play something slow and soft, all right?”

“Of course.”

“Because I don’t want to wake up. Ever, if I can help it.”

“I’m so sorry, John.”

“I know, Sherlock. I know. Just… just play the damn song, okay?”

DAMMIT, VALERIA

cocokat:

Very boring up here. 

No crimes in Heaven, apparently.

SH

—-

Met an angel called Castiel.

Was looking for a human body.

SH

—-

Have I told you about the Winchesters?

SH

—-

I miss you and your complaining horribly

SH

—-

Met Einstein! Was appalled at how little I knew about space.

SH

—-

John, your mother and father say ‘hello’.

SH

—-

I wish I could talk to you

SH

—-

God won’t let me visit Hell. 

But I’m bored. There are bound to be murders there!

SH

—-

If you end up here anytime soon I may have to kill you

SH

—-

Still missing you horribly

SH

—-

Was told you got married. “Mary Morstran”.

A woman even I might admire. Good Job.

SH

—-

People keep finding me here. Say that I solved the crimes surrounding their deaths.

Keep thanking me.

Somewhat annoying.

SH

—-

Really, John? You named your son “Sherlock”?

Someone is getting too sentimental.

I’m touched.

SH

—-

Met Mycroft. I’m not surprised he’s here a bit early.

Still as annoying as ever.

I miss when you used to punch him for me.

SH

—-

You’ve become so good at writing.

I miss you.

SH

—-

There are so many things I should have said.

Down There.

SH

—-

Sorry

SH

—-

I miss you

SH

—-

I love you.

SH

—-

Won’t you hurry up?

SH

—-

Don’t come too quickly, though.

SH

—-

Met with Mummy.

She cried. I don’t understand it.

SH

—-

I love you

SH

—-

Being an old man doesn’t suit you. 

You’re done fighting, John.

Come home.

SH

—-

Stubborn to the last, my John.

SH

—-

I love you anyway.

SH

—-

“Welcome home.”

Replace a word from a movie with “gay sex” 

rosyourboat:

muteminato:

benderofmetal:

musicintuition:

lantaarn:

uranianumbrella:

notquitesurewhat-thetrain:

mr-sam:

snoipahkat:

chandeluresinitaly:

italys-ovaries:

A Street Car Named Gay Sex

Howl’s Gay Sex

dude, wheres my gay sex

my big fat gay sex wedding

Captain Gay Sex

A gay sex Mind

gay sex can happen to you

Pokemon: The First Gay Sex

The Incredible Gay Sex

Summer Gay Sex

500 Days of Gay Sex

Tinker tailor gay sex

bafta 

I still can’t believe Ben didn’t win the bafta. At least Andrew won and we saw Benedict and Matt present the award for moffat. Perhaps next year.

tomhiddles:

loki-locked:

I am still trying to make out what the hell just happened… O_O

AAAAAAAAAAH OMG

ahvahtlom:

anisodus:

zombiepaint:

kunzio:

goldfishu:

kingdweeb:

hikusa:

shinycryingalonewithutaite:

#shiny facts

shiny fact: dead

“#hikuza” I whispered in anger while my last stroke of life was took by the raw eggplant satan

“KILLSELF.PNG” I muttered, as I fell to my death

(this worked out rather well)

“#galifishu forever”

dying words as gali pulls the meat cleaver out of my chest

“kitty”

okay.

“zombies”

appropriate

angry little tiny man

well

“art”

that doesn’t bode well o_o

“SJDA;LFKAJSDLFKJA;SDLKFJA”

yeah.. pretty much since Supernatural is GOING TO KILL ME

Paul McCartney…. I don’t even know

spiffyrock21: