lillithblack:

team-winchester:

jessa-84:

Ask and you shall receive. Behold - The Majestic Moose

oh my god

send help

I am actually choking and in painnnn I’m too sick to laugh this hard gonna throw up

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

ThEC LOGnER YOU WATCHIT TH e MORE HILARIOUS IT GETS

seenonlyfromadistance:

#i’d really just like to impress upon you that they’re basically professional murderers 

therangerofthenorth:

sophieandherkind:

mishafuckingackles:

#because it doesn’t even matter that Dean didn’t say anything about the slinky #Sam KNOWS

I don’t even watch this show and I love these two.

njksdalksdlds THE ARTIST DREW THEM HAPPY. IF ONLY THEY KNEW THE SLINKY WAS A METAPHORE FOR DEAN’S GAY THOUGHTS AND THE FACT THAT HE HAD NO CHILDHOOD. 

baby-in-trenchcoat:

genieouse:

canyoukneelbeforetheking:

hevstiel:

the fact that Sam is already holding Cas up perfectly fine on his own but Dean still flails and runs over like a worried boyfriend

Dean your homo is showing

Anyone else notice how Sam also moves his hand from Cas’ chest like “Oh shit, I’m in Dean’s territory.”

And then Cas leans right into Dean as soon as he gets the chance, even before Sam’s hand moves

Did you also notice me on the floor crying?

“So what, now your luck turns bad? I wonder how bad.”

roflmolly:

Stupid drawing I decided to animate because that’s what happens when I get bored. Naturally saving it as a gif kills the quality. (click for link to larger version)

bigdickalecki:

your penis doesn’t go there, sam

medicatedmaniac:

bootswrites:

bootswrites:

The one where Lucifer defends Sam time and again the way Castiel defends Dean.  Just.  Y’know.  With a little more blood involved.

medicatedmanianc:

#i like the idea of lucifer being sams guardian angel a bit too much omg

Sam is his perfect vessel.  Made for him, by his Father, the same way Dean was made for Michael—or maybe for Castiel.  It gets a little murky these days.  Following Sam is easy enough, even with the angelic marks carved into his ribs, because markings or not, Sam’s soul calls to Lucifer more strongly than any binding magic little brother Castiel could ever muster up.  It’s no coincidence that he keeps showing up on their tails, mere days or hours or minutes after the brothers Winchester have left town.  Sometimes he arrives before they do, because he’s overheard them or listened in on Heaven’s complaints about them, and does a little cleanup before they get to town.  

It’s easy work; he made demons and he can unmake them just as easily, with a thought, a breath, an idea.  They call him Father and he sneers at them before he tears them to shreds, neither sparing a thought for their blind devotion nor the terror and agony of their vessels.

It occurs to him, sometimes, that he has made demons the same sort of creature that his Father made angels, rather than the corrupted opposite he tried for.  Devotion, obedience, fear mixed with some kind of love.  Disgusted, he tears out the throat of every child who comes to him for a week before the carnage starts to bore him and Sam cries out for him, quite unconsciously, four hundred miles and a gathering of pagan gods away.

Odin is stronger than any demon, Ganesha more unrelenting, but they are, like Lucifer himself, creatures of faith, and the faith that once restored them is no longer what it was.  Lucifer takes pride in humanity’s fear of Hell, the spray of blood that coats his skin, and the way the remaining gods slink away, leaving Sam Winchester lying stunned and insensible on the floor but otherwise unharmed.

Castiel stumbles in a moment later, looking harried and Lucifer tosses him a mocking little salute, a little something he’s picked up from observing Dean as much as he watches over Sam.  His brother startles and postures, six wings spread into air human eyes can’t see through in a panicked and desperate gesture of protection.  Lucifer smiles and turns, disinterested, content to let Castiel tend to clean up.

The important work is done, after all.  He sees no reason to stay.

*_____*

woah

fellowadventurers:

Sombre Queen songs coined to a ‘Team Free Will’ series 

Bobby- Bohemian Rhapsody

Sam-Save Me

Castiel- The Show Must Go On

Dean- Somebody To Love

deanlocked:

heathyr: