Benejump Cumberfall
I genuinely cannot stop laughing… it just keeps going.
Someone please send help. I. Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
ITS A FUCKING IKEA ADVERT BUT JUST WATCH IT
GUYS YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT I LITTERALY SPAT ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN
THERE BETTER BE REACTION GIFS OF THESE BY TOMORROW
THE FCUK DID I JUST WATHC
this speaks to me on a spiritual level
I AM ACTUALLY IN TEARS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO IN MY LIFE OH MY
OMG I CANT EVEN TELL YOU HOW GREAT THIS IS.
WHAT JUST HAPPENED
I’m officially dead
CRYING
A touch of bland for your Friday.
BENEDICTA II: RETURN OF THE STILETTOS. Will she stamp them to death with her shoes? Will she strangle them with her pashmina? Or will she beat them to death with her handbag? FIND OUT IN MAY AT A CINEMA NEAR YOU.
So, Asky was thinking to herself: Self, what the hell is Benedict listening to on his iphone all the time? Surely it can’t be just music. Maybe it’s affirmations! What kind of affirmations would HE listen to?
I used my Advice Columnist Of Tumblr Membership* privileges to gain access to Benedict’s Spiritualist/Guru/LifeCoach’s* audio files to find out.
Take a listen.
*fake
PS. Put yer headphones on, kids. Contains cursing. Cuz that’s how C-Batch likes it.
“This outfit looks just fine” hahahaha
‘Swag it out, Cumberbatch.
Swag.
It.
Out.’
oh my god.
FUCKING YOUTUBE
YOUTUBE YOU ARE DRUNK
I SCREAMED OH MY GODDHD
GO HOME YOUTUBE YOU’RE DRUNK
terms for penis you should notuse in fics:
- love stick
- doinker
- schlong
- wankie
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- DNA rifle
MARTIN FREEMAN AND BRADLEY JAMES REACTIONS TO DOWNTOWN ABBEY WIN
omfg martin’s face
amanda
hELP IM DYING-
But what if this was Felix’s reaction to Ralph game-jumping?
EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH I JUST DIE LAUGHING
omg was that a cajun accent I’m gonna piss